I’ve worked a lot of jobs in my day. Everything from neighborhood self-employment to a truck stop…kind of. I’ve made good money and I’ve been cheated out of good money but somehow always seemed to make it by. In fact, before I explain this post further, I think it only proper to list my many employments. So here goes, in chronological order, of course.
1. Church league basketball score keeper - $8/game
2. King’s Lawn Cuts (local lawn maintenance) - $35/yard
3. Kroger bagger - minimum wage plus tips (lets just say I was bankin’)
4. Kroger Graphic Designer - $8.75/hr
5. Cabana Boy (this is not a lie) - $8.00/hr
6. Resident Assistant - free college housing plus $100/wk
7. Golf Course Maintenance - $7.75/hr
8. Hotel Laundry Attendant - $7.50/hr
9. Server at Austin’s Steak House - $2.35/hr plus tips
10. Server at Red Lobster (the only job I’ve ever been fired from! Suffice it to say it’s never a good idea to give me an embarrassingly low tip!) - $2.35/hr plus tips
11. Local consignment/retail shop - $8.00/hr.
12. Sign Shop (I worked this job after college for a week helping put up enormous truck stop signs. It was cool )- $10/hr
13. Lifeguard - $10/hr
14. Middle School Art Teacher - priceless
15. Church Youth Director - eternally priceless
Number 16? Although it is officially the lowest paying job I’ve ever had, it might be one of the coolest! I was hired recently as a docent at the amazingly renovated SCAD Museum of Art and started my first day this past Friday. Don’t feel bad, I didn’t know what a docent was either and I just smiled and nodded during the interview. Basically, I stand in museum galleries with world famous, priceless pieces of art and tell people that if they even think of sneezing in the vicinity of such grandeur that is the artwork over which I preside, I will taze them with an app on my iPhone. In addition to this intimidating role, I will also lead tours and facilitate conversations about the museum’s work. The SCAD MOA is built around a historically preserved train station—the oldest in the USA, actually. It is linear and concise in it’s construction and if you really squint your imagination, you can almost feel platform 9 and 3/4.
My First day on the job I got a good sense of my crucial role in the success of the museum. I was manning my post in the Kehinde Wiley exhibition (a popular contemporary painter who paints urban youth in a Neo-Classical/Renaissance setting) when suddenly the artist himself walked in for a photo shoot with one of his signature pieces. Behind him followed an entourage of people I could only assume were important, including one woman whom I discovered to be the SCAD president and co-founder. Who knew. Later, a guy who I found out to be a famous designer named Andre Leon Talley entered the room, but I only recognized him as the guy from America’s Next Top Model or some other silly reality show that Mandy watches:) For most of their stay in my highly guarded space, I was no more than ten feet from them. I don’t think one of them looked at me. They probably would have been more interested in me as a table so they could at least have somewhere to put their designer sunglasses. At one point the artist approached one of his paintings uncomfortably close for my taste. Fortunately for him, he stepped away before I was able to utilize my keen training.
All in all, this will be a cool job. Yes, good experience. Yes, a line on the resume. Yes, exposure to great art and artists. Yes, connections with other students. All in a day’s work. And yes, all this for $7.25/hr. I’ll take it.



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